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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2018 @ 10:14am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2018 @ 7:00pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked Feb 16, 2019 @ 6:35pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Sep 25, 2018 @ 8:29pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 5:12pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2019 @ 10:50pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2018 @ 7:56pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2018 @ 8:21pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2018 @ 10:56am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2019 @ 6:48pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2018 @ 9:36pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2019 @ 7:05pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2018 @ 9:45pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2019 @ 9:47pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 5:16pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2018 @ 7:59pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Mar 30, 2019 @ 7:36pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2018 @ 10:56am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Oct 2, 2018 @ 7:01pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Sep 17, 2018 @ 8:03pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Oct 1, 2018 @ 8:54pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 5:07pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Oct 1, 2018 @ 7:37pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2018 @ 2:14pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Oct 1, 2018 @ 7:32pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2018 @ 5:31pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2019 @ 5:03pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2018 @ 5:01pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2019 @ 9:12pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2018 @ 5:25pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2019 @ 9:16pm

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2019 @ 4:50pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2018 @ 12:41pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Feb 13, 2019 @ 5:43pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Aug 2, 2019 @ 2:39pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2019 @ 6:17am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2019 @ 12:40pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Aug 5, 2019 @ 10:56pm



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!