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A father is out shopping in the toy department of Macy's one Christmas Eve, when he's in the toy section and sees a train set. The father said, "What a marvelous train set. I'll buy it." The girl behind the counter looked pleased and said, "Great, I'm sure your son will really love it." The father paused for a second and then replied, "Maybe you're right.  In that case I'll take two."
Merry Christmas!

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Oh, and Merry Christmas.

HAPPY EASTER!

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What if, What if we're really not such nerds XD?

Straight from the highest rated restaurant in all of Germany (the one in Indiana) comes the next culinary craze, Puce donkey tofu! The Puce donkey is so rare that it doesn’t exist, but somehow we ended up with tofu made from it. Now you might wonder “How can it be tofu if it’s made from donkey?” We don’t know, but we paid a vegan to say it is, and that’s good enough for us. Puce donkey tofu goes great with toast, corrosive potato seeds, expired grapes, and anything else you have lying around the house. Get yours today!

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Be careful. The ring's heavy.

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I touch myself at night.

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