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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:06am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:13am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:23am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:40am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:55am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:02am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 10:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:31pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:31pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:31pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:26am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:59am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:40am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:41am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:12am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:40am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:51am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:51am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:15am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:02am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 8:44pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:57am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:07am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:53am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:01am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 4:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:08am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:34pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:34pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:03pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:01am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 10:16am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:18am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:10am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 10:51am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 5:37am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 10:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:29pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:30am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:14pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:39am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 4:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 10:55am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:26pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:50am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:52am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:40am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 7:03am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:20pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:14pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:43pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:43pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 10:33pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:38am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 5:37am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:15pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:23pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:24pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:13pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:28pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 10:33pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:37pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:19am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:53am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:54pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:27pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:39pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:23pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:31pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:00am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:00am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:44am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:46am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:00am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:51am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:17pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:11am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:43pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 9:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 12:21am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 4:39am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:01pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:39pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:15am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:15am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:17am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:19am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:20am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:22am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:38am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:35am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:41am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:31pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 5:38am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:05pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:08am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 2:17pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:22pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:38pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:25pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:15pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:31am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:24am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:36pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:34am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:34am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:19am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:50am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:05am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:52pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:13am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:59pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 5:40am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:22am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:53pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:15pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:40pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:22pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:15pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:11am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:33am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:28am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:32am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:38am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 12:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 27 @ 1:50am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 8:46pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:31pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 7:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:34am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:16am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:22am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:35am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:28am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:15pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 1:55am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:36am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:23am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:32am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:13am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:37am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:18am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:34am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:27pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:29pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:55pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:50pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:59pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:06pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked May 14 @ 6:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:23am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:25am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:41pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:32am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:27am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:56am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:22am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:28pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:55pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:35am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:44am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:08pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:23am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:38am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:38am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:56am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:37am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:46pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:49pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 4:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:56am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:00am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:33am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:56am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:53pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:53pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:10pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:40am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:28pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:00pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:16pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:15pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:44am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:36pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 12:02am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:01am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:26pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:16pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 4:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:37am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:53pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:53pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 12:05am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:36am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:39am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:37am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:51pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:49am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:12am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:28am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 2:01pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:05am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:31pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:33am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:56am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:26pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:49pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:37pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:41am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:13am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:50am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:48pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:15pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:20am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:24pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:12pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:52pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 9:10am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:45am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Jan 15 @ 3:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 9:11am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:58pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:27am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:43pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:44pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 9:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:22pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:11pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:37am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:51pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:52pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:52pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:59pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:36pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:58pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:04am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:48am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:04am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:31am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:45pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:51pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:02pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:53pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 12:06am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:17am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:41am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:37pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:48pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 6:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 3:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:29pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:39am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:17pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:03am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:54am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:47pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 12:00am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:16am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:26am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 12:23am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:37am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:40am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:56am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 5:14pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:42pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 12:00am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:43am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:00am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 4:36am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2023 @ 5:06am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:23pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 4:43pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 8:18pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 4:10am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:39am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:49pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:04pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:58pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:40am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:34pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:24am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 9:10pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:21am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 3:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:33am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:21pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:45pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 12:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:17am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:48am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:53pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:26pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:39pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:13pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:25am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:52pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 4:34pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 12:07am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 11:06pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:38pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 6:07pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:21pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:04pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:48am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 10:05pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:04am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 4:32am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 4:55pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:34pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 12:10am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 7:34pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 9:38am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:59pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:53pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 2:26pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 7:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 4:27pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 2:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 8:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 10:42pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:58am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 11:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 12:04am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 1:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:34am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 4:04am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 5:02am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 3:05pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 6:07pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 11:56pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:47pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 11 @ 10:55am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 12 @ 9:12pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 12:00am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 3:25pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 5:18pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:30am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 4:53pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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