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17 of 27 (63%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 12:22am

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 5:22am

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2013 @ 4:58am

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 8:47pm

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 1:38am

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2013 @ 6:14am

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 9:39pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 11:25pm

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 4:44am

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 5:45am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 8:45pm

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2013 @ 5:52am

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 2:22am

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 10:00pm

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked Jul 22, 2013 @ 10:53pm

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 5:06am

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 5:54am



Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.