Hi bud, why did the toilet paper get stuck on the road? It got caught in a crack when are you going to get a girlfriend and stop fart maxing. -awesome dad

hi hun, when you come down later can you please take out the rubbish? and also the litter box needs cleaning. xx -mumsie

Nothing downlowering

Something uplifting

mr.pyromaniac : dont say that my owner will get mad at me

this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

This account got me licking my lips

this guy over here loves kissing MEN

You don't even have Yakuza 0. Nice talking to you

+rep Fair And Square

you're the stinky one