A random user? You mean me? Oh child. Perish the thought. I am more than that!

I am ProjectTrinity. My name is Johnathan Johnson; voice of the PTverse, and Lord-Sovereign of the JRPG Parody. Your kind feared the soundless, so we gave you music. You begged us for the download, and did it not come to pass? Now you spurn our counsel? You must learn your place!

(I actually don't care for Final Fantasy XIII too much, but I do dig the big speech, so...)