Recent reviews by Good-guy Maxwell

Finally, you read this. The player, who would abandon this game.

Why the long face? I fear that you were previously acquainted with Dark Souls? Well... that is most unfortunate... For it is dead. As for It's Dev team, it was given to a new project. Elden Ring. I hope you can make your peace with that.

You are about to sacrifice something precious. Your dignity - which you would toss into the fiery forge, only so that you may give up. What a horrible thing to ponder. Reclaiming your life, requires this game's sacrifice, whether it wishes it or not - but how would the player, who needs to get good, be looked upon?

Chosen player - and would be lord - dare to tread the path of true rigour. Abandon the hours of your life and sink them into this game instead. If you are prepared to show resolve, and attain lordship through righteous hardship, then heed the words of I, Good Guy Maxwell. Chosen player - descend into the depths of this game far above 80 hours in count, seek runes and the Elden Ring. If you finish the game, your life will be forever enriched, and your dignity can be spared, setting you on the righteous path of lordship.

The path, of one who "got good".
Claim, the Elden Ring, for your own, and invade all those who divide, and distinguish.

Ahh... may elden ring take the world.

MAY ELDEN RING TAKE THE WORLD.