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Hey thank you for letting me borrow your box of ants! I just mailed it back to you! It’s a little… gooey… but they should be fine!

pay your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ child support ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥ i never liked you anyways. and i didn't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur grandma i lied abt that, we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy style and almost broke her bed last night

hey so uhhh sorry about your catalytic converter? I mean I thought what I did was fine but my therapist told me that aparantly it's not "socially acceptable" to devour one much like a child would an ice cream Sunday... So ig I'm sorry or some ♥♥♥♥ :/

hey apolocheese but i came all over ur computer when u were away and i think i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up were still cool right

i've been thinking about you lately, and I wanted to reach out. thankfully you don't have me blocked here :) I just wanted to say I'm really sorry for what I did, for how I treated you. Ive had a lot of time to reflect on my actions and our relationship, and ive realized how in the wrong i was. i shouldve never said all those cruel things, i shouldve never called you a ♥♥♥♥♥. it was definitely a bit of an overreaction for me to drown your cat after you ate all my ice cream that 2nd time. im so sorry for hurting you. i was in a bad place, i had just lost my job at wendys, my writing professor said my essay was ameteur, my parents stopped paying for my bills and groceries. but it was no excuse.
would you give me another chance? Im a different person now. ive grown, ive changed. I swear itll be different. i promise ill treat you right this time. i'll stay faithful, i even stopped sleeping with your grandma. please, im begging you, just give me a chance?

what a weird strange name you have

Dude what the ♥♥♥♥? Why are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here man? You’re so old. Where’s your wife? LOL Go home to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ family dude

maybe i shouldn't have said all that? idk... please call me back i left 14 voice mails already.. 202 249 5014

ive been thinking a lot about you since we broke up last march. i'll be honest im still longing for you, i miss what we had, it was... special. I really don't think ill ever find someone as interesting and captivating as you. I know you probably think i'm weird for not moving on, it hasn't even been a year... but i can't get you out of my head. I miss playing hunt with you and watching hazbin hotel with you.. i hope you're doing okay. is life treating you better than I did? i can do better... i really can if you just give me one more chance. i know things ended rough and that was really all my fault.. with the guy from mississippi.. but im better and more sane and im ready for commitment. anyway... i understand if you ignore this message or whatever lol

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Swag

i've been trying to reach out for a while just to say: i hope you're doing ok, and sorry for everything. that's it. feel free to delete this once you see it

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Probably a witch