Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Painting, n.:
The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and
exposing them to the critic.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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One does not thank logic.
-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
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Last guys don't finish nice.
-- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs
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What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with
any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
-- Oscar Wilde
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You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
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Alliance Commander: "Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were
on the wrong side of."

Mal: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong
one."
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"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
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