I was walking in the woods with my best friend Goofus, just like we usually do. She was feeling down that day and wanted to talk to me to let some things out. After a long walk, we decided to take a break. She dipped her feet into the lake, but something suddenly bit her. I tried helping her get to the nearest hospital or find help. Then, she asked me to pee on her foot — she was panicking and afraid something serious might happen. At first, I refused, but she insisted, scared that it might be poisonous. So I took off my pants and started to do it. Unfortunately, I got an erection, which was unintentional — I was just nervous and it felt strange exposing myself to my best friend. She got really upset and hasn’t spoken to me since.

+rep goofy fella

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drunk cat

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