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Ok hear me out...
Animals should pay tax. We need to find a way to make animals pay tax. And I think we start with frogs (I'll get to it, just hold on). So animals live in the world for free, and make nature their home. Well on my home I have to pay property tax, so why is it fair that they don't? And before you say "We hunt and eat them!" so does my cousin Stevie back in New York to the tourists that show up, and yet those tourists pay tax. Anyways, we don't charge them a ton, we only charge them around a single dollar a year. Once every animal joins in on this, humans can all pay $1 a year in tax and the government will not only be able to pay off debts, but they will have more money than ever without producing inflation, and with the citizens being taxed way less! So how do we get them money? Well I am glad you asked! The government needs to start a program where we get into animals little dinky brains and make them hunt and gather and store at least $1 per year in change found on the ground. There is far too many of dollar bills and coins on the ground, in the woods, in sewers, etc. that humans don't have time to find, but you know who would? Freaking frogs. Following? Make the frogs go out and gather coins and bring them to the nearest IRS office during January (Hibernating creatures can wait for winter to be over). Why start with frogs? Well it is quite obvious. Frogs are kinda dumb, agile, bountiful, all over the place, and most importantly they cannot start a revolt. We start with bears, and things go wrong? Uh oh! World War 3, congrats bud, you lost. Use your brain. What is a frog gonna do? Scream? Nibble? Tounge your ear? Who cares. You are a human. You are better. Now I urge you to make the frogs pay tax. It is the only way to fix everything. Trust me. #FrogsMustPayTax