Hey Pixilly, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most incompatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human sticks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can't be rough with one.

0/10, made me play Yakuza Mahjong.