After a good game of {insert game here}, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great {insert acronym of game here} and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a(n) {insert long object here} lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in {insert location you've never been before here}.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started {insert sexual verb here} my {insert sensitive body part here}, i felt his hard {insert ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) here} push against my leg. I countered with a harder (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) of my own and we had a 1v1 cockfight right there in the living room.

And that, my komrades, is how I became a man. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

i dont own cs:go xD and i dont live where u do... also im not gay

WTF

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rusky blyat.

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+rep SEXY SEXY

+rep cool guy

really xD

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