are your mom gay

at least youre not georgian as well

thanks

at least you're not turkish

9th] Pew Pew You're Dead is a cool guy!

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

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Hello, sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice you are of the female gender. I've also noticed you are very beautiful. Oh you have a boyfriend? He's very abusive and I can tell just from looking in your beautiful eyes. I will not treat you that way. He probably only loves you for your body. No? Well, do you have an onlyfans? I'll do anything. I was going to pay for my mothers cancer treatment, but you probably need it more than she does. Please, give me ANYTHING. I love you. Please, love me back. :seriousboss:

most racist gay person I've ever spoken to

Hitler > Pew

thanks :DDD

You are powerful and beautiful!

long nose dog

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Dogs gotta eat

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Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty just violated the Geneva convention!

Need it or keep it??!!

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I actually like gingers

happy new year

thank you

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we both have skyrim and the witcher screenshots on our profile so i think we should kiss

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never listen to a food analogy from a mick

but as we say in ireland, brown bread (aka ur dead)

but as we say in the hood, brown sugar

but as we say in japan, brown rice

who writes katana in hiragana

He turns to me and he says, "Why So Cringe?"
He comes at me with the かたな (katana for you gaijin), "Why So Cringe!?"
Sticks the かたな into my stomach, "Let's put a bruh on that moment!"
Now is see the based side. Now I'm always gaming.

Don't swear

Monkey.

i got my swear word t shirt on