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I sexually Identify as a Totino’s Pizza Roll. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being heated up in a smoking hot microwave until my saucy goodness can flow into the mouths of those following the Totino’s lifestyle. People say to me that a person being a pizza roll is Impossible and that I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon/master chef implant a crusty bread exoskeleton and a cheesy tomato sauce interior on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Totino” and respect my right to embody the perfection that is a pizza roll and dominate the microwavable food game. If you can’t accept me you are a Totinophobe and need to check your pizza roll privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

dude thats not a black pearl

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