Recent reviews by Pastry

Your body was never found

I got a Big Iron (Flintlock) on my Hip.

Come on you apes! You want to live forever?

My first playthrough with friends recap:
- Everyone died x3
- Everyone but one friend 1 died x3
- I died by spamming the bell
- Friend 2 died to lightning
- Friend 3 is weak to bullets (is also the laziest apparently)
- We met quotas.... till we didn't (Don't do that)
- The most horrifying thing is hearing your friend talking and then they go silent...
- There's a dance emote and so we all danced before our punishment for not meeting quota.
- Everyone died again... x3
- There's a boombox and the tunes slap.

Super chill and relaxing game

You can acquire the AE86 so therefore it's a good game. Deliver Tofu and drift to Eurobeats, that's all one can ask for really.

You can probably finish this game before George R.R Martin finishes Winds of Winter.

10/10 would Stab a ♥♥♥♥♥ at a Ball again.

I was able to obtain the Tofu car (AE86). Because of that 11/10 game.

The rain was purple they said... they lied, it was no longer purple.

So Risk of Rain 2 is a great game with your friends, you go around a planet blasting monsters, opening up chests for items that enhance you in different ways. You also wear said items, so when you pick up that steak that helps with healing, yes you have a Steak somewhere on your character now. Squid item? Yea you got a head Squid now. Besides the silly item wearing, there is also the Music, it's so phenomenal that it draws you into the gameplay even more as you get lost in the chaotic fighting and majestic melodies and mindless loot grabbing. The OST will get stuck in your head for the rest of your days and it will be a blessing to your ears each time you listen to it.

so grab your Ukulele, grab some friends and buy this game and melt into Risk of Rain 2.