Father, hold me
-Scrim

Sorry for party rocking
-LMFAO

hmu peter

"yes, i'd like a ham & cheese whomlet with an order of wham fries"

"But i want breakfast"

"so you said. is that the manager?"

"could i speak to him please?"

"hi. i'd like some breakfast"

"i know you stopped serving breakfast, rick, shiela just told me you stopped serving breakfast... why am i calling you by your first names, i dont even know who you are. i still call my boss Mr. and i've been working for him for 7 1/2 years and i walk in here all of a sudden, total stranger, and i'm calling you 'rick' and 'shiela' like we're in some kinda AA meeting. i dont wanna be your buddy, rick. i just want a little *breakfast*?"

"SHEILA"

*checks watch*

"Rick, have you ever heard the expression 'the customer is always right'?"

"yeah well, here i am, the customer"

"i dont want lunch. i want breakfast."

"well yeah, hey i'm really sorry too-"

-Falling down, 1993


"...ol' Mr. 90 degrees here" -Negan

-The Walking Dead, S08E14, 2017



I got stupid in 2018-19 and "extracurricularly progressed" all the achievements for PayDay 2

"Jarvis, engage the 'don't drop the soap' protocol"

"Alive and well" barely and yeah right, what a cop-out