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Phil
 
 
This is the hunter's badge of honor,
that he protect and nourish his game,
hunt sportingly, as is proper,
and honor the Creator in the creature.

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A guy, let's call him me, is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the left eye of a pumpkin. If that pumpkin didn't want it, why was it smiling at me? JAGER!

~Dave Attell
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Grapedrink Jul 16, 2012 @ 4:28am 
You told me you'd leave your wife for me, it's been three years phil. I just can't believe that anymore