My favourite AWPer is ChrisJ

To all the ladies, he is KissJ

He is better leader than StanisJ

On rap albums, he likes to DissJ

When he drinks too much beer, he takes a PissJ

When he's nervous with an AWP he can MissJ

But when he's comfy, he's highly PrecisJ

And he'll bang enemy players' SisJ

Along with his best friend DenisJ