an epileptic chicken's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked Jun 13, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked Apr 23, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 3:07pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked Mar 6 @ 8:47pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked Jun 11, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked Sep 10, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 4:47pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 9:56pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked Apr 21, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 4:18pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 7:38pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked Apr 24, 2023 @ 3:15am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked Apr 22, 2023 @ 9:09pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 4:06pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked Apr 18, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked Sep 11, 2023 @ 7:33am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked Jun 13, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Unlocked Jun 12, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!