Professional button masher.
Part-time hero, full-time loot goblin.

I don’t always win… but when I do, it was definitely skill (not luck, lag, or my teammates carrying me).

Current objectives:

Hoard games I’ll never play
Start 47 campaigns, finish 3
Blame the controller when things go wrong

Achievements unlocked:
🏆 “Just One More Game” at 3AM
🏆 “Accidental Fall Damage Expert”
🏆 “Inventory Full (Again)”

If gaming were a sport, I’d still somehow be out of stamina.