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I AM DRIVING A LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK. MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK HAS BLINDING LIGHT LED HEADLIGHTS POSITIONED EXACTLY AT EYE LEVEL. I AM CURRENTLY TAILGATING YOU IN THE RIGHT HAD LANE EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE DOING 20 MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT AND THE LEFT LANE IS OPEN. THERE ARE MONSTER ENERGY AND FOX RACING STICKERS ON THE REAR WINDSHIELD OF MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK. THERE ARE PERFECTLY CLEAN MUD TIRES AND MASSIVE CHROME RIMS ON MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK. I MAKE $31,000 A YEAR AND THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS A WISE FINANCIAL DECISION. I BRING CASES OF BUD LIGHT TO GIRLS AT HIGH SCHOOL PARTIES WHILE MY WIFE AND CHILDREN ARE AT HOME. MY LIFTED DODGE RAM TRUCK HAS A GUN RACK WHICH HOLDS THE AR-15 THAT I BOUGHT AT WALMART. YETI COOLERS KICK ASS.