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Can you believe this guy? "13 years of service." I remember when serving your country meant something. It actually meant you joined the military, like a MAN, and fought for freedom in Iraq on the front with your brothers. But no, nowadays you can get a medal for your "service" by playing these damned computer games. Unbelievable what Obama has done to this country...

my name is rex and i like to sex

bro. i already was here.... that's crazy man

ikey mountainbikey

why wont u give me head

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, carry her to the nearest doctor and explain everything

he takes one look at there and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

Damn that's crazy

2021 check, very l'Ébique

@Tristeey the cake is a lie.

Those damned Salarians should have exterminated your kind while they had the chance.
A certain titan walker asked me to say that .

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Do not worry Frank.

Love is merely a social construct.

With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain.

Everything is temporary.

Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter.

Everything is temporary.

Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable.

In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head.

Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death.

Frank, the world is a lie.

Existence is a lie.

There is only pain and darkness beyond this point.

End it now, while you still can, I love you. I love you so mu-

-rep higher level than me on steam D:

-rep didn't reach orgasm