"You tryna come over and make my lips wet bro?" - Lain 2020

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March 13, 2020

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the ♥♥♥♥ they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that ♥♥♥♥, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a fourty pound ♥♥♥♥♥ that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Um, sweety ? I just spent three hours combing through all your reddit comments from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose all faith in humanity ? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic problematic behavior towards PoC is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being. And as a white person, YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO LIFE.
Let that sink in.

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The orgy participants may fear that your baggy Bulbasaur costume is too much of a departure from their beaked masks and leather cat suits to contribute to the sensual atmosphere, but you can ease those concerns by explaining the plot of your invented Pokémon episode in which Ash loses his Bulbasaur, only to later find him trading wives with another Bulbasaur in a field. The orgy participants won’t be able to help but identify with the part of the episode in which Bulbasaur expresses his carnal curiosity by engaging in a ménage à trois with an alligator and a bison calf, and they’ll undoubtedly be titillated by your description of the episode’s bittersweet final scene, in which Ash’s Bulbasaur says farewell to his master to go spend the rest of his days practicing sexual non-monogamy with other kinky grass Pokémon and varmints. Once they realize that Bulbasaur isn’t so different from them, they’ll welcome your costume with open arms… and legs.

>Ordering pizza for dinner
>On phone, on hold
>Avertisement for garlic knots starts playing
>Start thinking of pizza delivery fox kit with garlic knot ♥♥♥♥
>he ♥♥♥♥ parmesean cheese
>♥♥♥♥ is diamonds
>♥♥♥♥ it, start tending to the raging erection
>"Hi thank you for calling anon pizza"
>ohshit
>mfw I'm on the phone with a pizza place with my ♥♥♥♥ in my hand, thinking about lewd cub delivery boys with garlic knot ♥♥♥♥♥
>mfw no face

what a gay ♥♥♥

Hella ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute ❤️❤️❤️