+rep "slight" adhd but lots of moners

mr breast give me moners

+rep mentally stable

very not nice

+ rep mentally handicapped gamer trying his best

It happens. I work as an OR circulator. While doing a urological case, we were at a point where a duel port catheter would be be inserted for continuous bladder irrigation after the procedure was over. The female scrub tech used the common slang asking "Do you want a 3-way?". The surgeon didn't even look up as he said "Sure, but I need the catheter first". Classic!

adhd but cute

this guy is so mad I passed him in F76 hours LOL

+brian

+REP GAVE ME BRIAN

+BRIAN

+rep! good teammate

Disrespectful to sneak up on us like that, thought we were pals

All blocks you had will not exist anymore,you energy will flow as needed and all that
strong energy will go into your erection and you will be free to use this energy as much as you want.You will go on the highest level possible and you will give any women the highest sex pleasure.You will be the master of your erection and you will be a real man,a man that can satisfy any women all night long.

For this spell I will need your date of birth,full name and your photo,if you have one.
If you have some other questions,feel free to contact me.

IMPORTANT Note: When I do spells,you are absolutely safe and fully protected and you will receive all blessings.
I am putting my energy into every spell,I put my time, ingredients and entire energy to do it,so
I do NOT offer refunds.

Libido Eruption spell is for all those that want to have intimacy with somebody as long as they want.I do this spell with two Demons,two experts in this: Gomori and Sitri.They know how to achieve the maximum
attention and love of the most beautiful women in the world.

With powers of these two Demons,you will become the man that can satisfy any woman you want.Women will want to be with you and to sleep with you.You will be able to satisfy them to the end,as long as you want.You will last in bed as much as you want.You can spend all night with them making love at the maximum level and you will be in control.You will give women as much orgasms as you want they will want more and more.You will be a natural magnet for women and you will literally drive them crazy.
They will not stop thinking about you.

Sounds good!

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

Here's why it's funny a tectonic plate (also called lithospheric plate) is a massive, irregularly shaped slab of solid rock, generally composed of both continental and oceanic lithosphere. When a tectonic plate collides with another tectonic plate it ends up creating a crack (fault). How these tectonic plates move relative to each other determines the type of fault that exists at their junction point. There are three basic types of faults; normal, reverse and strike-slip. The junction where plates are moving away from each other produces a "normal" fault. A fault is a break in the rocks that make up the earth's crust, along which on either side rocks move pass eachother.

After sex, one behaviorist turned to another behaviorist and said, “That was great for you, but how was it for me?”

(Eds. Note: I didn’t laugh at this gag until someone told me that behaviorism puts scientific observation of behavior above theorizing about unobservables like thoughts, feelings, and beliefs. In other words, since this guy couldn’t observe himself, he refused to opine whether or not he had fun. See, I told you it was funny.)

A psychoanalyst shows a patient an inkblot and asks him what he sees. The patient says: “A man and woman making love.”

The psychoanalyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: “That’s also a man and woman making love.”

The psychoanalyst says: “You are obsessed with sex.”

The patient says: “What do you mean I’m obsessed? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures.”

Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Teen 1: Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together??
Teen 2: OMg!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

so tru

so tru

so tru