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⠄⠄⢷⡀⣿⣆⣠⣤⠠⢴⣦⣝⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⡡⠄⠄⢠⣄⡀⢀⡿⢀⡾⠄⠄
⠄⢠⣬⣷⡾⣏⠻⣿⣧⢁⠈⢿⢧⣀⡁⠁⠡⠞⠅⢀⢢⣿⣿⡿⣼⣷⣾⣣⣄⡀
⠘⢷⡛⠯⠿⣿⣶⠹⢫⣫⣿⣦⣊⡂⢀⡄⢀⣤⣶⣷⡳⡋⠉⢾⡿⠿⠯⠿⢺⠇
⠄⠘⠶⣷⣼⡿⠇⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡹⡄⠘⠻⣧⣾⠟⠁⠄
⠄⠄⣼⣾⠟⠄⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⠛⢿⣿⡟⠛⣹⣹⣿⣿⣷⣦⡄⠐⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄
⠄⣜⡿⣩⡖⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠘⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⢾⡿⣿⣇⠄
⣼⠏⣴⠏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⣿⡿⣿⣦
⡏⢰⠏⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⢸⣿⢿⣿
⡇⠄⠄⠄⠷⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠍⠹⠄⠈⠿⣼⣿
(4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since she said 200 well round it off a new guy every 7 days.
Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times and a average ♥♥♥♥ length of 5.5 inches and about 100 thrusts to ♥♥♥ were looking at..
100 thrusts x 3 times per guy x 11 inches (5.5 in and 5.5 inches out)= 3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥ per week. 3300 inches of ♥♥♥♥: x 200 weeks=660000 inches of ♥♥♥♥=10.45 miles of ♥♥♥♥.
I got in my car and drove 10.45 miles and thought about ♥♥♥♥♥ being laid end to end. Thats how much ♥♥♥♥ she has taken. She isn't my girlfriend anymore.
⠄⣿⣿⣬⣀⣠⣤⡘⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢀⣶⣶⣦⣌⢙⡀⠄⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡⣄⡀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠟⣸⡇⠄⠄
⣆⠙⠉⣠⣤⡀⠄⠄⢩⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣛⣋⣥⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⡇⡀⠄
⣤⡀⠸⣿⣿⡿⠶⠶⢾⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣲⣧⠄
⢺⣿⣦⣬⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⡀
⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⠭⠴⠒⠨⢭⠛⠛⠋⣼⣿⣿⣟⣛⣡⣴⣿⡇
⠄⠘⣷⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡙⠁⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⣶⣦⠄⣠⣶⣿⣦⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙤
⣿⣿⠏⣠⣾⣦⡐⢌⢿⣷⣦⣅⡑⠕⠡⠐⢿⠿⣛⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠡⢷⡈⢂⢕⢂
⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣑⠝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡵⢁⣤⣶⣶⣿⢿⢿⢿⡟⢻⣤⢑⢂
⣾⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣙⣻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢟⢝⢕⢕⢕⢕⢽⣿⣿⣷⣔
⣿⣿⠵⠚⠉⢀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢷⣂⣠⣴⣾⡿⡿⡻⡻⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣵⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⢌⠻⣿⡿⡫⡪⡪⡪⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠣⡁⠹⡪⡪⡪⡪⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠐⢉⢍⢄⢌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠈
⡣⡘⢄⠙⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠠⠈
⠌⢊⢂⢣⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢅⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢜⠠⠈