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Robert took a deep breath as he stepped into his new office. The atmosphere of his cubicle might have been light, but it meant a lot to him. It was a reminder of a second chance—especially after his suit was destroyed.

He booted up the computer and put on his headset, preparing for the mayhem that was sure to come through his comms.

"Hey team, it's your dispatcher. Report your status," the former superhero said into his microphone, hoping for a response—from anyone.

Radio silence.

“Weird… I could’ve sworn…” Robertson glanced at his calendar. “Ah, ♥♥♥♥.”

Today was Punch-Up’s birthday party—and Robert Robertson had missed it.

Just then, his phone started buzzing, but he wasn’t in any rush to pick it up. After a couple of rings, he finally accepted the call.

"Hello, Robert Robertson here. Dispatch."

"EH, YA WEE ♥♥♥♥, WHERE ARE YA?" A loud voice blared through the speaker.

“Oh hey, Punch-Up. Yeah, I’m currently stuck in traffic, so I’m gonna be late. You guys just go on without me.”

"BUT THIS IS YER FAVOURITE SONG COMING UP! DO YE NEED MALEVOLA TO PICK YOU UP?"

“No, Punch-Up, it’s fine. Just go on without me.”

"NO, BUT I INSIST!" Punch-Up’s voice grew louder and louder. There was no way his favorite dispatcher was missing his birthday—and he was going to make sure of it.

Secretly, Robertson had been texting Sonar—the giant man-bat who could carry him over in just a few minutes.

FLAP FLAP FLAP

The bat landed right in front of the building.

"Hey, you gonna get Punch-Up a present?" the bat-person asked.

“Nah. Let's start a bar fight or something." Robertson said, knowing how much Punch-Up loves fighting so much

"Okay, but I'm not the one to carry casualties to the hospital this time.."

Sonar grabbed onto Robertson firmly and takes off toward the karaoke bar.



oh and my review of the game:

it is pretty good, i really enjoy how random things can happen like Flambae walking out of his designated location, a little more backstory of the characters.
Posted May 31, 2025.
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1,473.1 hrs on record (112.1 hrs at review time)
with the removal of role circles, this helped me got my adventurous with tactics, now playing defensive or cautious tactics arent that bad
Posted November 29, 2020.
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