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step 1: Highlight text
step 2: Press Ctrl+f
step 3: Press 6
step 4: Enjoy the truth
Udti patang sa tha woh.......
Kahan gaya usse dhoondo
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| Windows has detected your penis is small
| Is that true ?
| ______ ______ _____ |
| |Yes | |maybe | | Help | |
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[2] The answer is look at 11
[3] Don't get mad look at 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say have a nice day.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is..THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient look at 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to tell you look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Dont get mad look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this but look at 3
[15] You must be really mad look at number 9? +rep <3
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠧⢄⣹⣅⣜⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⢹⠚⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣀⠴⢒⣉⡹⣶⣤⣀⡉⠉⠒⠒⠒⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⠇⠀⠀⢸⠠⣄⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀
⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠯⣝⣲⠦⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠛⠒⠻⢥⣀⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣲⡬⠭⠿⢷⣦⣤⢄⣀⠀⠀⠚⠛⠛⠓⢦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠤⠴⠚⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣉⡽⣕⣯⡉⠉⠉⠑⢒⣒⡾
⠀⠀⣀⡠⠴⠒⠉⠉⠀⢀⣀⣀⠤⡤⢶⣶⣋⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀
⣖⣉⣁⣠⠤⠶⡶⡶⢍⡉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠒⠯⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢦⣯⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣠⢶⣠⡴⣦⡴⠞⠉⠘⠒⣷⣀⣤
⠀ ⣴⠀⢰⠞⠁⣀⣀⣠⡤⠶⠤⣄⣀⠀⢆⣾⠟
⠀ ⣿⠓⠚⡠⠚⠁⣀⣤⣄⠀⠀⢠⣨⠳⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⢿⠛⡖⠘⡇⣰⠋⢁⣉⡉⢀⡤⠬⡍⣉⡙⢧⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡼⠊⢁⡼⠁⠁⠋⠉⠀⢀⡎⣾⣒⣾⡁⠙⣈⣧⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣇⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡭⣳⣶⣯⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⣇⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢸⠁⠀⢆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠯⣉⣛⣛⠽⠉⠁⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠟⠋⠁
⠸⡄⠀⣈⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇
⠙⠚⣿⠈⣇⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠀⡏⠁
⠀⠀ ⢸⣸⡌⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀ ⠈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳
⠀ ⣀⡴⡟⠃⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠸⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡷⢤⡀
⠴⠚⠉⠁⠀⠙⠲⠤⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠈⠙⠲⠄
⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿
⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿
⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠋
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⢀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⠃
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁
⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁
⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁
⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃ Love :3
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀
⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄
⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⡆
⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⣷⣄
⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣯⣅⣰⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠤⠶⢶⣤⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⣼⣧⡀⠀⠀⠈⠛⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣰⣿⣟⠿⣗⠾⢺⣦⡸
⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡄⠀⢹⣿⣿⠳⡄⣿⣤⠉⡁
⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⢹⣿⣡⡻⠿⢟⢠⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⡀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠁⠰⣄⡀⠙⢸⣽⢁⠀
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨⬜️⬛️⬜️🟨🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛️⬛️
He invited Owen to his house for a csgo lan party.
When Owen arrived, He came close to Damon and said "I want your mouse". Damon thought he forgot to bring his mouse so he gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare Damon. And all of a sudden he grabbed Damons BUSSY and he said "this mouse". Damons top lip quivered, as he endured the many hours of BUSSY busting that came forth. Since this day Damon craves a good BUSSY smash, and constantly asks Owen for rerun of the evening.
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