head, eyes

nolan

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nommy

what

🚕🌸💚🐟👃🐳💄🐊🚙🥞🎽💗💙📕 → 📀 You will gain money by... 🥒
👳💎🐛💃⛳🚗📘🐝🏀🌏⚡🔋🌂🌳 → 🍇...a fattening action. 📒
👑🍧📗💗🍖🌳🕺🎁🐊🚗📀🚘🏓🍆 → 😺 Lucky Numbers: 🥒
💄📗👔🐝🎈🥗👳🍧🌏🌽🐛🐠👽💛 → 🌂 46,33,17 🎫

yes

wait... R U ACTUALIY DREAM?

This guy has a rare disease that causes him to poop the bed.

EW

i love this man and wish to have sexual relations with him in the future

has fair offers and quick response +rep (also will fondle your weiner free of charge!)

P e n i s C o d e s

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma

woah man let me get that bigger maccer ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dacker

thanks for your comment nomicals!

Wana plai frtniten with me

anal

🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝♥♥♥♥♥♥♥☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮♥♥♥♥🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent.

+jew

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My nippels are hard for you.