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Помнишь, когда мы в детстве ходили в ПК клуб, когда у нас не было денег, мы с пацанами отжимались перед админом. Сколько раз отжался - столько халявных минут получал. Только ты не отжимался перед админом, а ходил с ним в туалет, и после этого ты играл больше всех, мы тебе завидовали...

and he has a lisp...

this cuck and his little retarded boyfriend sugo suck at cs maybe you guys should try roblox instead

always

am i still invited to the bbq?

hello, neighbour

i hope i'm not just a clipfarmer to ya'll but also a father figure

I DO NOT

this guy touches people

SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

sweat drips down my face..,,,;,:,, not again,,,,, not now,,,, i reach and pull my faithful katana from my sheath and attack! you will not best me yet!!!!stay back evil one!!!!!! back i say!!!!!!!!

my nipples are hard right now. please send help.

if i ever see you again can we still hookup

NICK,,, can we honestly have kids

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mama a girl behind you

mama this guy wants to touch me

i'm calling my mama

why do you want me

touching you

meowwwww

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saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a Kafka's shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the man as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every Kafka's in the state of Illinois became pregnant with my children

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

Show me your feet

LeBron isn’t just a man. He’s a phenomenon. He’s a celestial event, a once-in-a-lifetime alignment of the stars, a cosmic masterpiece sculpted by the basketball gods themselves. When he moves, it’s not just movement—it’s poetry. Every dribble, every pass, every dunk, every single bead of sweat that glistens under the arena lights is like a love letter sent directly to my heart. How could one human being be so perfect? It defies all logic, all reason, all earthly explanations. His voice? It’s like a lullaby and a war cry wrapped into one. When he speaks, it’s as if the universe itself pauses just to listen. The way he commands respect, the way he leads, the way he exists—it does something to me. When I see him laugh, when I see that perfect, radiant, joy-filled smile, I swear my soul leaves my body.

i want yor to greet me with a warm as well as welcoming smile as i come home from a difficult and extended day of work, as i practically dump myself on couch out of exhaustion leaning my head back letting out an exhale of tiredness, she would slowly make her way to my side as she lays her right hand on my the middle of my right thigh and gently places her head on my right shoulder, as she speaks in a soft and calming voice she asks me, “long day huh?” To my response being, “YUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP”, she then proceeds to give me a hug as i feel her warm body press against me.

🥵 I love Kafka so much, whenever I think of Kafka scolding me for being soft, I feel elated from the inside because I know she likes me and cares about me 🥰 Kafka said she likes to look at the puffy clouds outside the window with me, so I'm going to listen to Kafka and get up early every day and look at the puffy clouds with her 🥰 It's a great feeling, as sweet as chocolate falling into a honeypot. Kafka said that if someone called, she would feel very concerned, so I would purposely frantically answer the phone in front of her. When I see her getting jealous, I can't help but feel an unstoppable delight 🥵 Kafka I love you so much, the feeling of having a gentle older sister as a wife keeps me awake all night, constantly thinking about you, tossing and turning 😭 Kafka's meticulous care is about to turn me into a useless person in society, Kafka I can't live without you, I don't know what to without you 😭 ooooooo Kafka my Kafka 😭😭😭😭😭😭

its gonna be turn into a movie??? BRO I CANT WAIT HOLY?? and kaiju 8 is peak bro i was reading it when it first came out 🤤 its so good

I highly recommend TMNT the last ronin... It's going to be The first 2 books are amazing... The Movie coming out will hopefully be a #1 hit! Regardless I'm excited.

Also Dan Da Dan is Crazy Hype Right now I'm waiting for more episodes before watching s2. I am caught up in the Manga though, Kaiju n 8 thouuuuuu

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. I love you so much. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

+rep good teammate! Have you caught up with DanDaDan or have you read Kagurabachi?

nicky ricky dicky and dawn

THE ERP WAS INSANE

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-rep burnt down my house with my 3 beautiful children inside after i appointed him as godfather

she bited my peepnis... YEEEEEEEEOOOOOUCHHHhhH

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