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Jesse Bruce Pinkman, also known by my clandestine pseudonym and business moniker Cap'n Cook, I'm a former chemist, manufacturer, and distributor who worked in Albuquerque, New Mexico, currently residing in Haines, Alaska. Originally a low-level methamphetamine dealer who worked with my friend and fellow meth cook Emilio Koyama, I'm best known as the former business and meth cook partner of my former chemistry teacher Walter White, teaming up with Walt for two years to help me manufacture chemically pure crystal methamphetamine so Walt could provide for his family (his wife Skyler, son Walt Jr., and infant daughter Holly) upon his death. Alongside catalyzing Walt's drug empire and being the second biggest player in it after Walt himself, Walt and I were also the leaders of a short-lived meth distribution chain which my friends and fellow meth distributors were also a part of.

I was born into an upper middle-class family in Albuquerque (consisting of my father Adam, mother Diane, brother Jake, and aunt Ginny), but unfortunately my relationship with my parents would often become strained due to my frequent drug use, which later resulted in being kicked out of the Pinkman home. In high school, I was an indifferent student in Walt's chemistry class at J. P. Wynne High School, though despite my poor academic standing, I was able to graduate and received a diploma. During my adulthood, I became impulsive and hedonistic, but were financially ambitious and streetwise. I talked in playful slang, played video games, listened to rap and rock music, took recreational drugs, and drove lowriders. my closest friends in Albuquerque were fellow small-time drug users and dealers Skinny Pete, Brandon "Badger" Mayhew, and Christian "Combo" Ortega. I worked as a small-time meth dealer and distributor with Emilio and my cousin Domingo "Krazy-8" Molina before I was enlisted by Walt, who at that point knew nothing about the Albuquerque drug trade, to sell the meth he produced.