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Yankmaster

You’ve always loved to yank the ol’ handle! Awarded for hitting a jackpot on any slot machine.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2013 @ 12:23am

Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?

S’way to go! You’re the living embodiment of the word “tipsy!” Drink ten drinks in a row at Lefty's.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 11:47pm

No Boundaries

You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:09am

The Old and The Hopeless

You’re showing your age, Larry. That company has been gone a long time! Awarded for dialing 1-209-683-6858 on the payphone.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 3:00pm

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:15am

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:16am

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2013 @ 11:16pm

Cheapskate Ladykiller

You used the fewest cab rides to get to the endgame! How attractively budget-minded of you! Awarded for getting to Eve’s Penthouse with only seven taxi rides.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 4:26pm

Secret Agent Man

Keep this up and you’ll need a talented-but-undisciplined young sidekick! Awarded for chewing your way through the bungee cords in the Honeymoon Suite.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 3:52pm

Credit Watcher Extraordinaire

Didja see yourself? Didja? Huh? Your name was number 8,612! Awarded for giving the coveralls to the Apple Man before purchasing an apple from him.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 2:59pm

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 1:07am

Hey, Is This Yours?

Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2013 @ 12:10am

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 4:38pm

Is That All There is?

Congratulations! You’ve now heard every joke this comedian knows.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 5:09pm

I Can Walk the Walk!

Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2013 @ 12:10am

Is This Something To Be Proud of?

Congratulations! You found every possible way to die in this game. Every last one. What would your Mom say?
Unlocked Sep 23, 2013 @ 12:04am

Fiscally Responsible

Congratulations! You played the entire game without going broke. You never were one to rely on the kindness of strangers!
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 4:28pm

Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On

Congratulations! You used the vibrator on every possible person in the game. Shared pain is lessened, shared joy is increased. That’s why we’re here.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 11:15pm

Order of the White Pants

Congratulations! You finished the game without once getting peed on by the dog! See? Staying a moving target is not just important in FPS’s.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2013 @ 12:06am

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:01am

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:04am

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:26am

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2013 @ 10:10pm

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2013 @ 11:36pm

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:52am

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:55am

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 1:02am

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:29am

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:31am

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:44am

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 12:48am

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 1:05am

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 1:07am

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2013 @ 1:09am

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2013 @ 10:40pm

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 4:13pm

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2013 @ 11:45pm

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 2:37pm

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2013 @ 10:08pm

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2013 @ 5:13pm