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Ho Chi Minh, Viet Nam 
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🎽 * 🚙 * 👹 * 🎁 * 💚 * 📕 * ⚡ * 🌏 * 🍆 * 💃 * 🎄 * 📒 * 🐟 * 🌽 * 🐛 * 🌂
ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
ㅤ* We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
📗 * 🏓 * 💙 * 📒 * 🌽 * 👾 * 🎍 * 🌋 * 👔 * 🏀 * 💚 * ⚡ * 💄 * 🥗 * 🐳 * 👃
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...
☆╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
★║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
☆║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆ 2015
★╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ￥☆★☆★☆￥★☆★☆￥★☆