Recent reviews by jiu jitsu john

im having fun

This new menu over stims me

big guy with big whak stcik makes little guy like me feel big.

I wanted to like this game, trust me i really did. I even was sorta excited to see a game revolving around dbd's universe and hyped to see some more lore but this is just not it.

Its a game where you use WASD to move around, you have out of place dbd style skill checks, sometimes rapidly hit m1, sometimes you aim with the mouse and hit M1, pick thing up and move mouse around to 'inspect', open doors, and sometimes make a choice that feels like it does nothing.
At around the 2 hour mark that is dead ass the entire game yo.

The fps is horrid at 4k, the story is meh AF imo, and holy cow the camera angles 5" from faces are awkward as hell. Plus the facial animations are like over the top i don't know whats going on with that bro.

im goonihng

Okay look, memes aside, I sorta found the gay candy crush kinda addicting LMAO.
Cute game, came for the porn stayed for the puzzle game. 10/10

yissss i run fast, bhop and shoot sinners all while blasting metal at 200% vol.... Life is good.....

Very game, truly game of all time. very spookie made me yell AHHHHHH!!!!
10/10 found grandma in the woods after gving tree jesus an apple.

10/10 very walk, very spookie.

tbh game should be called, "wtf did i miss this time" lmao
but was a fun lil game to sink some time in.
Cant wait for Exit 9

seggs