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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:23pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 8:13pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:17pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:24pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:05pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2021 @ 7:26pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,298 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
24,536 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
13,738 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,903 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.