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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 11:47pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Feb 26, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 3:38pm

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 5:21pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:39am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 3:03pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 5:43pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:13am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 12:07am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 2:53pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 5:35pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2016 @ 6:39pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 11:40pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 4:54pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 10:09pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:22pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 12:44am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 5:39pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2016 @ 2:09am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 7:58pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2016 @ 1:55am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 2:26am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 5:22pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:13pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:02pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2016 @ 1:56am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2019 @ 3:43pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 1:11am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 1:51am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 5:37pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 1:45am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:05pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 10:48pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:13pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:36pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:42pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Jun 23, 2016 @ 10:21pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 8:06pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 8:07pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:52am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 1:07am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:14am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:26am

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked Feb 27, 2022 @ 4:34pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:40am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:56am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 5:08pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 5:48pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:01pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 7:08pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 7:58pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:27am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:46am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 6:43am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:52am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2019 @ 9:51pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 8:11pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 8:26pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2016 @ 6:35pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2016 @ 7:02pm

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Mar 2, 2022 @ 2:19pm



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.