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this dude slides over to our table at uni and asks us if it's cool to sit with us,
and honestly? bold move, but ♥♥♥♥ it. go for it my guy.
he then proceeds to start shoveling food into his mouth, with no, not a spoon
or a normal ♥♥♥♥ing eating utensil, might I add, but his ♥♥♥♥ing "3 long thumb nail.
who the ♥♥♥♥ let the missing link walk into an educational establishment, I'll never know.
so, while were sitting here watching dudeman shove frozen peas into his gullet like a skid row crackhead, he proceeds to sneeze so ♥♥♥♥ing utterly loud and violent I thought he'd black out.
homeboy shoots a 20 foot arc of spit and snot all over his ♥♥♥♥ing food.
And, yes.
Yes, he certainly did keep ♥♥♥♥ing eating it.
He also wears those all white new balances from 2009 like a 54 year old middle american father of 4.
this guy's bad new bears,
someone come get your mans
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❤ If you know a Pretty Lady, put this on her wall . ❤
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WHERE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥,THANKS FOR RUINED MY EARS ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
WHERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥, THANKS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUINED ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
WHERE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥,THANKS FOR RUINED MY GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
WHERE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥,THANKS FOR RUINED MY GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
WHERE PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥, THANKS FOR RUINED MY GAME N*****.