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Don't worry, "Mega Man" drops January 7th. Listen!

"I was never book smart. I'm money smart,
Makes me more intelligent.
Call me Mr. Rock Festival,
I got hella bands.
Shawty cute and her circle too,
Told her get a friend.
She gon' make me slide with my dog,
Like I'm Mega Man."

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!

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When Gaius Julius Caesar launched his first expedition from Gaul to the British Isles in 55 BCE, the soldiers of the Legio VII and Legio X found that while the open sandals that they were used to wearing without socks (caligae sine socks) were well-suited to marching in Mediterranean climates, the colder, wetter climate further North meant that warmer footwear would be needed.

The first solution was to simply add a layer of woollen socks, but the new arrangement of sandals with socks (caligae ♥♥♥ socks) sadly still proved to be insufficient for the task, with many legionaries complaining of chafed, crusty feet after their long ♥♥♥ sock marches through hostile territory.

By the end of the second century CE, caligae ♥♥♥ socks had been largely abandoned in favour of the sturdier closed boots (carbatinae).

Yet to this day, the usage of ♥♥♥ socks has remained a popular comfort to many across Europe and beyond, especially on cold, wet, and lonely nights.

Concertina go brrr

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They’re so far abstracted that they’re no longer attempts to represent humans, they’re attempts to represent themselves. If you saw one of those things in real life, with blood red eyes the size of dinner plates, plasticy hairless skin, a barely there vertical ridge of bone with no nostrils in place of a nose, and a skull shaped like a dented watermelon, it’s purple hair stiffly sticking up at impossible angles like elongated boar bristles, it’s teeth a solid semicircle of pure white bone, every part of its unnervingly flawless flesh bobbing and sloshing like that of a large, boneless sea creature, and it smiled at you, it’s face blushing red as it lets out an animalistic chirp like that of a dying cat, mark my words, you would cry and pee.

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it is I, from the =s!x= days

let me get one thing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight. im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maniacal. im absolutely frantic. im mad-dog. im berzerk . im going wild, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. im a cycle path. i wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. yall actually chew your spaghetti? weak. pathetic. ugly. i swallow it down my slipery gullet like its nothing. i go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so i can kick your ass. i flung myself into a nyquil-induced 5-hour nap at 2:00 pm and when i woke up i couldnt see so i just went back to bed and when i woke up it was next week

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I know.

I’m telling you, dest is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids."

I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary I wear black cardigans verbally assault women and physically assault my friends When I look in the mirror I can't help but say \"戦い 戦い\" (which means fight fight in american ) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut ♥♥♥♥ up Hange I always leave an open wound on my hand and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia both of whom remind me of Armin When I order fast food I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries I just keep moving forward until my enemies are destroyed

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Developed by Tesla's self-driving-car division. Cars mine Driverify with spare computing power while idling, and spend it bidding against each other for right-of-way if they arrive at a four-way stop sign at the same time (users can preprogram how aggressively their cars bid in these auctions). Compatible Teslas would also have fenders that send electrical pulses, transmitting data into the receiver fender of another car. If two Teslas got in a fender-bender, they could use their now-connected fenders to have the at-fault car recompense the victim by transferring an appropriate amount of Driverify.

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Would it be worth renting a car to drive to a store in New Jersey, or possibly Pennsylvania, to buy bags of dried pasta? For bucatini, we considered it. Bucatini is spaghetti but thicker and with a hole in it, meaning it absorbs 200 percent more sauce than its thinner, hole-free brethren, due to math. When asked via email for comment on bucatini’s allure, New York City pasta magnate Frank Prisinzano simply told me, “Lol it’s spaghetti with a hole in it. Who doesn’t like that?” In 2018, Bon Appétit deemed it the “best long pasta,” citing its powerful sauce-absorption capabilities and its general slurpiness. Bucatini Head Dan put it thusly: “There’s something about the hole. It feels more luxurious.”

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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I won't remove these comments because they are funny.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

OK I ADMIT IT YOU SUCK OK you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck and it makes me sick when i see you play anything or say anything i just want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vomit and blame it on you i just want you to stop being so lame and let me make fun of you on my profile linking back to yours so people can see the comments about how much of a vile piece of garbage you are i want you to leave all discord servers you're associated with and i never want to hang out but you ignore my request all the time must be hard to hear me from the special ed table it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me how stupid you are i want to remove you but i feel i'm the only thing that validates your miserable existence i'm begging you to delete your profile or find someone slightly less cool than me to make yourself feel better i don't feel bad at all in saying that you just suck so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much just delete your account because seeing your icon just makes me sick to my stomach every time i see it.

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Happy 2018 Valentine's Day! (364 days in advance)