This man is a certified Hemorrhoid Hustler, I have first hand witnessed him swallow 10 men's piles like a bunch of grapes, carefully plucking each from the stem. This man is getting a 7.5/10 in the meat department. Some say he once out pizzad the hut by putting so much salami onto his meat feast pizza, however this was never confirmed. Overall im rating this man an S for stud, keep up the good work.

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Monki Flip

People why must you be so blind to the lies of the mandingo large? why can the people not see the light, i know his gigantic member may be alluring, but it is a shaft of lies and deception engineered to keep the truth away from you, i beg brothers and sisters - that you listen not to the treacherous preachings of the mandingo large

The ghengus khan mandingo large has never told a lie, it is within his ways that all he preaches is facts.

i am a pastor and all i preach is the truth, it just so happens that black men with gigantic penises seem to deny my preachings