Chippy the chipmunk clown was no ordinary chipmunk. He traveled the world to make kids and adults laugh. He would juggle, put on face paint, and would do what any ordinary clown might do. But one day chippy saw a kid sitting in the corner of the room looking down and wearing a black hoodie, so he went up to him and said “come on kid cheer up, what’s your name”. The kid replied “♥♥♥♥ off chippy I’m trying to roll my weed”. So chippy replied “This is a family friendly story, no swearing aloud”. So the kid picked chippy up pulled out his switchblade and stabbed chippy to death and said “Look who’s family friendly now ♥♥♥♥♥”. The crowd then noticed chippy dead on the floor and ran up to the murderer and yelled “You shouldn’t have done that”. The kid then said “Why”? The crowd then said “Because chippy was good” then the kid left the room wondering why no one really cared that much. He then realized this was all a dream is what I would say if I was trying to confuse you. Chippy then ran and kid said “Wait this doesn’t make any sense what just happened” Then the kid said “Wait this doesn’t make any sense what just happened”. And then the kid said “Wait this doesn’t make any sense what just happened” then he realized he was in a time loop and thought to himself what he was even doing. He wondered if chippy even had a point to this, after all he wasn’t mentioned very much. The kid then found out he was in a story because it was convenient to the script. So chippy then died over and over. And the audience was wondering where this was even going because it makes absolutely no sense. What does chippy mean does reading this even matter. Was chippy a real character or was he just a metaphor to write a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ story that was meant to confuse you. Was chippy even real. The kid then said “This is going nowhere and the story ended” and then the story ended and they all lived happily ever after.