Comments
Mar 19 @ 3:07pm 
bet you thought you heard the last of me
Feb 24 @ 4:43pm 
wont admit that I am the alpha
Feb 21 @ 4:17pm 
Gatekeeps pictures of his pets
Feb 11 @ 2:30pm 
Doesn't understand that I stole his millions of offshore funds in his Swiss bank accounts LOLNERD
Feb 11 @ 10:00am 
cant financially support his watermelon baby
Feb 10 @ 8:09pm 
eats watermelon seeds in hopes he can have a watermelon baby
Feb 9 @ 1:38pm 
thought you had seen the last of me, buttman
Jan 16 @ 12:42pm 
Braids his butthair
Jan 16 @ 8:43am 
Has a suspicious jar with a My Little Pony character in it
Jan 13 @ 8:26pm 
pees the bed
Jan 12 @ 4:25pm 
Uses a litterbox
Jan 8 @ 5:33pm 
Cries at dog food commercials
Jan 7 @ 8:37am 
Can't whip OR nay nay
Jan 2 @ 11:13pm 
He's never ridden on a lawn mower holding up a boom box playing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ love songs
Jan 2 @ 8:04am 
War still rages within me, meatman
Nov 16, 2025 @ 5:06pm 
bongo cat hater
Nov 13, 2025 @ 2:58pm 
Not allowed to play mermaids with me anymore
Nov 13, 2025 @ 9:07am 
hates gnomes
Nov 12, 2025 @ 6:35pm 
Secretly 3 dwarves in a meatsuit
Nov 10, 2025 @ 11:14am 
Wears the same pair of underwear until all sides are skidmarked
Nov 8, 2025 @ 8:58pm 
Fake explosions fan
Nov 7, 2025 @ 3:03pm 
Claims to be a pirate so he could plunder booty
Nov 7, 2025 @ 1:54pm 
he has a collection of streamer fart jars
Nov 6, 2025 @ 9:37pm 
Despite his own claims he is NOT a good boy
Nov 6, 2025 @ 9:23pm 
Sniffs peoples butts as a greeting. Identifies as a Good Boy
Nov 6, 2025 @ 2:11pm 
breaks phones to avoid gaming
Nov 5, 2025 @ 12:08pm 
Smell his own farts. Calls himself Fart Captain
Nov 3, 2025 @ 9:32am 
Mixed skittles and M&M's in the same bowl and eats them by the handful
Nov 3, 2025 @ 9:11am 
Wears diapers to social events
Oct 29, 2025 @ 9:54am 
smells like beef
Jul 30, 2025 @ 4:10pm 
eggs
Aug 28, 2024 @ 11:21pm 
cool guy.
id let him steal my lunch money
Jan 15, 2015 @ 4:31pm 
lol ♥♥♥♥ gay