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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:37am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 11:53am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 2:42am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Oct 11, 2023 @ 4:38am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 6:49am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2023 @ 9:53am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2023 @ 10:05am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2023 @ 10:06am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 7:02am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2023 @ 11:09am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2023 @ 11:04am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2023 @ 9:54am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Jan 28 @ 1:44am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 7:09am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 11:54am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Oct 11, 2023 @ 5:58am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 11:08am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2023 @ 4:46am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 4:46am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Oct 8, 2023 @ 1:27am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Oct 28, 2023 @ 5:18am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 5:48am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 7:10am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 5:48am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 7:13am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2023 @ 4:49am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 6:44am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 7:28am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 9:53am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 12:30pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 7:48am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 4:53am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 8:44am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked Oct 20, 2023 @ 5:42am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 6:52am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?