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We had a teacher who was so strict
You weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons
She used to stand out the front going
"No BREATHING!"
And you had all morning to get through
*holds breath*
The weak ones just used to keel over and die
You'd hear them going down behind you
*kaboom, kaboom, kaboom*
There was always a whiny kid going
"Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?"
And she'd say:
"No! You've had all play time to do that!"
"Oh go on Miss, oh go on!"
You know
At the beginning of the week there were 48 kids in my class
at the end of the week there were only 5 of them left
Yeah, you know at the end of the day
You'd be stepping over kids just to get out of the room
Oh no! There's Melanie
That's a shame, she was really nice!
There's Dave, haha
Hard luck Dave! Always knew you were a bit WEAK!