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15 of 32 (47%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jan 1, 2018 @ 7:38am

Milk Drinker

Drink milk like a boss.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2018 @ 3:31am

Dat Ass

Taste one of life's finer pleasures.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2018 @ 1:22pm

The Powers That Be

Attempt to take down your university's corrupt athletics department.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 6:04pm

The Bad Roommate, Part One

Use Ian's lube.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2018 @ 3:08am

Puttin' On The Ritz

Wear a top hat.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2018 @ 3:52am

Love Knows No Bounds

Romance your pet fish.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2018 @ 7:34am

Wallbreaker

Break the fourth wall.
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 12:59pm

Cavity Search

Get your cavity searched.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2018 @ 1:43pm

Just Desserts

Try an exotic ice cream flavor.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2018 @ 2:10pm

Darwin Award

Jump up and down in a broken elevator.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Cookolding

Cuckold someone for poor culinary skills.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2018 @ 3:34am

Snip Snip

Sell a personal item that belongs to a famous pop star.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2018 @ 1:27pm

Hostage Situation

Survive a kidnapping.
Unlocked Mar 3, 2018 @ 4:03am

Save the Fish

Take a laxative.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2017 @ 6:24pm

The Bad Roommate, Part Two

Use Ian's toy.



Doin' It: Desk Edition

Get busy on a desk.

Teacher's Pet

Get Alex's romantic ending.

Plant Killer

Uproot a plant for a loved one.

Isn't It Romantic

Get Amos's romantic ending.

Cupcake Is Good

Enjoy a cupcake.

Touchdown

Get Brad's romantic ending.

Friends and Lovers

Get Ian's romantic ending.

Monkeying Around

Go with Ian to South America.

Mug Shot

Get your mugshot taken.

After Party

Get Jed's sexual ending.

Music Maker

Get Jed's romantic ending.

Trivia Buff

Win a game of trivia.

Always Faithful

Get Phil's romantic ending.

Honor Roll

Graduate with honors.

Destroyer

Destroy a construction site.

Film Buff

Make it through the award winning film, "While I Sleep"

The Rickroller

Commit the crime of rickrolling.