one of ur fave passtimes is to go bowling with old biddies and doing taxes (both of these are euphemisms for you're sexual fantasy of dressing up as the freedom claimer and sexing up the black ranger)

theres a rumour that you tried to steal the golden m from mcdonalds sign but gave up half way through because the aids police decided you needed a break from real life and injected you with the gay

you eat pulled pork that looks and smells like a ladies clyamydia

you're pokemon collection makes my ♥♥♥♥♥ quiver like micheal jackson pulled on a boys crotch

having grey hair on your balls will not save world hunger

dj alligator is playing wonderwall at your wedding

U sell ur used panties to foreigners in exchange for world wide status

i heard that one day soon you will win the special olympics dressed as stephen hawking