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Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having
a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.

Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV.

My Sister, My Sitter
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All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of
the United States.
-- Vic Gold
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We have not inherited the earth from our parents, we've borrowed it from
our children.
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
-- H.H. Munro
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You enjoy the company of other people.
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The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability
and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but
money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Beauty is truth, truth beauty, that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
-- John Keats
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+rep saw you on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

is this a smurf? 1 game? lawl