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crabby Feb 4, 2023 @ 7:35pm 
pretty sure thats a scam
† 𝙱𝚞𝚣𝚣 † Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:30pm 
+rep
DINOSOWER! endiez Jun 18, 2020 @ 6:53pm 
my favorite tec9 collector. one of the nicest people i've had the pleasure of meeting
Booth Mar 29, 2020 @ 5:17pm 
Lol idk how i got here or why but those trading conversations made my night:greenlike:
crabby Jul 9, 2018 @ 4:22pm 
wtf man why do you ask so many questions
Dr. DRE Jul 7, 2018 @ 12:20pm 
wtf man why pages and pages of tec 9?
Andy May 4, 2018 @ 2:51pm 
O/
crabby Mar 5, 2018 @ 3:39pm 
Life may be dumb, but u still cant scam him, summy scammer scum
LifeIsMyth Apr 9, 2017 @ 7:39am 
get off my wall ♥♥♥
crabby Apr 8, 2017 @ 8:04pm 
now hold on a minute
DINOSOWER! endiez Apr 8, 2017 @ 11:41am 
+rep one of the nicest people i've ever met
Sora ^v^ Jan 24, 2017 @ 8:55pm 
+rep he knows!
PrimalSurge Dec 8, 2016 @ 8:19pm 
RIP mah dude ;-;
-Rep sent him 3 FN Dopplers for nudes of his boyfriend and him, still no nudes
crabby Jun 10, 2016 @ 2:40pm 
im his girlfriend, who are u
Exor Jun 10, 2016 @ 10:57am 
Just an old friend who wanted to see how you been doing
crabby May 24, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
Whenever I'm in the mood I turn on the weeknd on blast, sit on my hand for the first song, then beat my ♥♥♥♥ for the second one. That way it doesn't feel so lonely
76561198193148739 May 23, 2016 @ 4:54pm 
*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*
crabby May 18, 2016 @ 5:57pm 
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
crabby May 18, 2016 @ 5:57pm 
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
76561198193148739 Apr 25, 2016 @ 4:17pm 
-Rep does not support socialist ideas
crabby Apr 25, 2016 @ 12:27pm 
-rep Profile made me reconsider my life because of how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the memes were
Danimrod Apr 24, 2016 @ 3:34pm 
+Rep Profile made me laugh.
McStabby Mar 18, 2016 @ 5:34am 
Hey m8, want a tec-9 toxic souvenir WW?
crabby Mar 13, 2016 @ 6:14pm 
Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.
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crabby Mar 8, 2016 @ 7:22pm 
The fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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crabby Mar 1, 2016 @ 3:04pm 
Add for me trade. I wanna quicksell my dota 2 item for ur knife. Im not really into dota anymore and i would like to do 1 for 1 with ur bayo night. my dota item is 250$ u can check maket. add me for trade asap.
LifeIsMyth Mar 1, 2016 @ 2:49pm 
am I being memed
crabby Feb 24, 2016 @ 2:03pm 
Hi! I uh decided to clean my friends list up a bit and noticed you were one of the people that I don't talk to much or hang out with :c So to make it easier for me to find the people I actually do spend time with (Without having to remember everyones nickname) I am gonna have to remove you but you can feel free to add me back if you wanna hang out or chat again!
Erusaert Feb 24, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
Hi! I uh decided to clean my friends list up a bit and noticed you were one of the people that I don't talk to much or hang out with :c So to make it easier for me to find the people I actually do spend time with (Without having to remember everyones nickname) I am gonna have to remove you but you can feel free to add me back if you wanna hang out or chat again!
crabby Dec 14, 2015 @ 9:57am 
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime.
XXXTENTACION Nov 27, 2015 @ 2:06pm 
your a huge queef
DmanSand Nov 26, 2015 @ 8:26pm 
Add for me trade. I wanna quicksell my dota 2 item for ur knife. Im not really into dota anymore and i would like to do 1 for 1 with ur bayo night. my dota item is 250$ u can check maket. add me for trade asap.
laggy maggie Nov 20, 2015 @ 8:28am 
Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth's mountains and rivers and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so. Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result -- eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly -- in you. Yet this is how you choose to live? Spouting dank memes in CS:GO?
crabby Nov 6, 2015 @ 9:01am 
Quit lying ♥♥♥♥♥♥
IFVG Nov 6, 2015 @ 8:48am 
2 Gud @ Csgo
crabby Nov 4, 2015 @ 7:36pm 
Guys hello, my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat.
crabby Oct 29, 2015 @ 9:04pm 
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crabby Oct 28, 2015 @ 5:20pm 
cant take rick rolls like a man
Scooty Oct 26, 2015 @ 10:57pm 
DA FEELS
Scooty Oct 26, 2015 @ 1:20am 
wow the life is a myth guy was giving me feels
crabby Oct 20, 2015 @ 1:32pm 
Wont be long till he gets vac'd for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
LifeIsMyth Oct 15, 2015 @ 9:53am 
-rep is a ♥♥♥♥♥
crabby Oct 15, 2015 @ 5:14am 
-rep i dont know who he is
Erusaert Oct 14, 2015 @ 9:24pm 
-rep Dirty jew
Erusaert Oct 7, 2015 @ 2:56pm 
I do! also no idea why i'm getting notifications for your comments section...
LifeIsMyth Oct 7, 2015 @ 2:51pm 
oh
crabby Oct 7, 2015 @ 12:53pm 
Removed because I dont like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥