made of strawberry cream and dreams

+rep lexie is the coolest and we all love her <3 and i hope she hydrates

Hi

+rep troubled

+rep she's so hot

Some guys just get it. They’ve got that one friend—easy to be around, always down to hang, and when the time’s right… they drop to their knees and devour ♥♥♥♥ like it’s their favorite thing on earth. (Because it is.)

Here’s why more straight men are quietly discovering how good it feels to have that kind of friend in their life:

He wants your ♥♥♥♥ more than you even realize. This isn’t obligation. It’s obsession. He gets hard just thinking about your bulge. Your scent. The way your breath changes when he goes down. And he loves knowing he’s the one doing that to you.

He’s into you—as you are. Bearded, smooth, muscled, stocky, scruffy, sweaty—it doesn’t matter. Your body, your energy, your natural self turns him on. You don’t have to prep or perform. Just show up.

He’s reliable—when you need to bust, he’s ready. Stressful day? Tension building? He’s not going to ask why. Just lean back, unzip, and let him drain every drop. You don’t need to explain—it’s what he lives for.

He knows exactly how to tease, taste, and wreck you. This isn’t amateur hour. He’s tuned in to every twitch, every breath. His mouth is built for this. His throat? Even better. He’ll make your knees weak and your balls ache—in the best way.

You can keep it casual... or make it real. Want a quick blow and go? Easy. Want to chill after, have a beer, shoot the ♥♥♥♥, watch the game? He’s down for that too. No pressure either way—but the connection’s there if you want it.

He won’t try to change who you are. You’re straight? Cool. Curious? Fine. Married? Discreet. He’s not here to push you, label you, or make things weird. He’s here because your ♥♥♥♥ drives him crazy—and because he likes you.

He craves your ♥♥♥... but might crave your company too. Sure, he’s here to swallow every last drop. But maybe he’s also here to shoot pool with you. To hang out on the porch. To be the kind of friend who’s got your back and your front.

It doesn’t have to be complicated. Some guys just click. And sometimes, when the right mouth meets the right ♥♥♥♥… the rest just falls into place.

Ever had that kind of buddy—or thought about it? What would your perfect setup look like?

+rep showed me her tits the other day; dare i say, they were absolutely DELECTABLE! i have been unable to stop gooning!

-rep no one leaves comments on my profile anymore

-rep Stole my imaginary girlfriend in Minecraft, then built her a better house than I ever could. Still crying.

+rep mwah <3

-rep So, I was walking my dog, and then I came across this girl. She was looking at "furry dogs having fun ;)" on Reddit, which I thought was pretty nefarious, but I approached her regardless, because she was very pretty. Then, she licked her lips. "Hallelujah!" I thought to myself. "Finally, an interested female!" Then, a horrible revelation crawled into my mind. I realised she was not looking at me... but at Bella, my golden retriever. It was an immediate turn off. I stood up and went to leave, but she grabbed my dog's lead and ran behind an abandoned warehouse. I quickly followed, but I'm quite fat so I was slow to catch up... The things I caught her doing to Bella, I will never unsee. Please avoid this woman at all costs. She will seduce your female dogs. She is a lesbian zoophile. She ruined my life.

-rep pretended to be a lesbian for SIX. YEARS. when i confessed my love to her, she said she was just pretending to be gay to get women interested in her for her own narcissistic ego. AND THEN she slept with my boyfriend the very same night. awful, cruel, wicked seductress. she is not even that pretty.

-rep I invited her over for dinner, because I will admit I *am* a bit of a simp and she is a charmer! However, once she arrived at my home address, she TORE my home to shreds. She ripped at my furniture, ate my cat's food (???) and began to meow viciously. Here's the deal.. She's not a cat? She is a human girl. So I do not understand this behaviour. Is it a kink of some sort? If so, we should have discussed it in advance. Is it a fetish? Is it a mental illness? Either way, as pretty as she may be, this girl has SERIOUS issues. And, she needs to get help immediately. If you think you can fix her, YOU CANNOT. Back off, ladies and gents. She is not what she seems.

♥♥♥

+rep very cool, i love her a lot, i hope she says yes when i ask her to marry me tomorrow

+rep nice ghostface :)

-rep said there was bhna on my profile ):

+rep will prestige 1 the doctor for me

+rep absolute bucket of sunshine and got me stickers, but in game form

+rep commented on my steam profile

+rep so sexy

+rep super HOT woman, looped me for FIVE gens, so SEXY

-rep hit me on hook multiple times just because i looped her for 5 gens.. xd...

+rep i didnt mean what i said before shes a genuinely good plague and never mean and never camps !

-rep distusring op plague abuser legit camps 24/7 ew get good

I wanna ♥♥♥♥ the Duolingo bird so bad. So apparently this little slut is like less than a foot tall. Imagine sticking your ♥♥♥♥ in it and it comes out of its mouth. Like wouldn't that be so hot? Would it like destroy his organs or would it just slide through? I wanna pound that owl bussy until it's full of my precious precious leche 😋😋😋

what am i even reading below ahahahaha

(PART 1) Fat people have the loudest sex?!?!

Before you go “hahah, fat people funny,”, I want you to realize this theory is SERIOUS! Of course, we all know they wouldn’t give the hottest sex, or even any hot sexy sex, so it’s not worth it. Besides, fat people are extremely ugly so just get an actually hot girl because the sex is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible and even loud.

Fat women are loud and angry, so why wouldn’t the sex be louder than a volcano eruption? They’re also obnoxious and annoying for both genders, but more to the women, so why would anyone date them? They obviously have a fetish for loud, but horrible, sex.

( PART 2) Let’s get to something obvious: fat people are obese and very heavy. Heavy metal is loud, heavy everything related to noise is loud, so heavy weight sex MUST be especially loud! When a couple is 400+ pounds, I always expect terrible sex, but I always know loud ass sex.

This is also confirmed of a theory. I visited my mom’s lesbian cousin, who just so happens to weigh over 300 lbs while her ♥♥♥♥♥ is over 400 lbs. I stayed for the night and couldn’t sleep because their sex was TOO NOISY! I’m not sure how you can do the “scissors position“ as they call it, but I never had this issue with my parents (my dad is 160 and my mom is 215, so this proves my “theory“ as true).

( PART 1) Stephen Hawking here, Swimming is eliminated right off the bat, as you wear a speedo and play in the water with other men. Secondly, I will be eliminating Basketball, Soccer, Football, Volleyball, and Rugby, as these games involve touching balls, which is gay. Wrestling is eliminated for A. being not real, and B. being gay as ♥♥♥♥. Now of course sports like Baseball, Hockey, Tennis, Golf, Lacrosse, Croquet, Polo, Ping Pong, Cricket and others like it are gay. This is because you are handling both a sick and balls, which is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay, more so than sports where you just handle a ball. In the case of hockey, it is slightly less gay than the others due to the fact that only a stick is handled. And to all of you degenerates who say that a racket isn't a stick, you're just all flat out wrong.

( PART 2 ) Track & Field, as well as Cross Country must also be eliminated, as anyone who would wear shorts like that clearly have no respect for their own manhood. Despite being neutral, Gymnastics must also be eliminated due to the unfortunate uniforms that men wear. Now where does this leave us? Well, through my extensive research, I have concluded that the least gay sport in the world is solo men's figure skating. Why you might ask? It is because the man can wear what he pleases. Additionally, there is no handling of a stick or balls involved, and most importantly, is done alone with no other men around. Therefore, Solo Figure Skating is the least gay sport known to man.

Neither me nor her could sit through even five minutes of a movie without being all over each other 🤤🥴🥰

My warm Lexie, you inspire me to write.
How I love the way you fly, roar and bark,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the ideal marque.

Let me compare you to a wrong buffoon?
You are more tiny, nocturnal and long.
Great sun heats the silly peaches of June,
And summertime has the diurnal schlong.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your eternal charm, wit and style.
Thinking of your major wit fills my days.
My love for you is the external stile.

Now I must away with a springy heart,
Remember my small words whilst we're apart.

get on dbd you FREAK

no thoughts head empty

im running out of thoughts to share

I am NOT happy.

Tiktok slang pisses me off bro "you ate that!" "slay!" "side eye!" shut the ♥♥♥♥ up man hoooooly ♥♥♥♥

I say we shoot for 5

I don't agree with hate speech but..

Define feminine Im feminine wah

There are many things to be said about LexusWexus. Some may call her an "artistic soul" or even "first money." Others would call her a dedicated steam user, 2 years of service under her belt. I would call her an adept accumulator. Others perhaps, a community patron? But one thing's for sure, she has definitely viewed her Steam Replay 2022.

Now playing Woman - Doja Cat

Below is my love poem for this woman, it is called "For my thick moonlight"
(Read from top to bottom)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The tall grass is thick,
And so are you.

Orchids are white,
Ghost ones are rare,
Fog is thick,
And so is your hair.

Magnolia grows,
With buds like eggs,
Your forest is thick,
And so are your legs.

Sunflowers reach,
Up to the skies,
Lips are thick,
And so are your eyes.