Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are.

attention to any tank barbarians in the area, this is an invitation, my party's previous tank is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead and we need a new one, apparently feeding him nothing but giant comically sized meat did not make him stronger and just gave him a heart attack. If you know any tank barbarians send them this letter to let them know, also if you know any dietary recommendations for tank barbarian, please let me know. thank you very much, im gonna get back to not responding to his widowed wife's letters asking if hes okay

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get this you are a very pretty girl and should be proud!
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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 🙂

I hold this gentleman in the highest regard and esteem, for his character and actions have consistently demonstrated a level of integrity and honor that commands my utmost respect.

Мы заметили, что вы не
были онлайн уже 33 часа, что для вас
не свойственно. Я хочу проверить
все ли у вас нормально. Мы
приготовили список всех ваших
любимых видео из ваших любимых
категорий: детское порно, Порно с
животными, Старушки под 80. С
нетерпением ждем вас на нашем
сайте, ведь скоро истекает срок ViP
пользователя и мы предлагаем вам
купить его снова, вы же у нас
кроглосуточный посетитель и ежегодно обновляйте подписку.
С уважением , администрация

+Rep, разъёбывает бомжей,кормит бездомных животных,выходит на мид,делает минус 9,силой мысли заставляет врагов плакать и отварачиваться от монитора,провоцирует поляков на суицид,купил мне квартиру в Москве,сэйвит 3 ствола за раз,на пистолетках выкидывает ствол и даёт минусы врукопашную,по выходным помогает въетнамцам шить найки на заводе,убедил меня слезть с героина,ходит сквозь стены,если что может закинуть на себя и донести до плента.Бог а не тиммейт.

После хорошей игры я добавил его, потому что он казался классным парнем. Мы общались несколько месяцев мы стали хорошими друзьями. Много стеб, много отличных CS и, самое главное, настоящая дружба.
Я пригласил его в мой дом для вечеринки cs lan. Он сказал, что придет, поэтому я с нетерпением ожидал встречи с ним в реальной жизни.
Когда он приехал ко мне домой, он толкнул меня к стене и начал покусывать мое ухо, я почувствовал, как его твердый член врезался в мою ногу. Я ударил его, а затем постучал. Оказывается, он был ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Не верьте этому парню

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I feel so honoured to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank the sky gods (both old and new) for giving me this opportunity. I want to thank my cat forest, for being really fat and always there for me. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a profile for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the FIRST ONE TO COMMENT is amazing, thank you everyone! I aim to hold this first comment for a very long time. This is MY TIME!