Tormenting rats with sticks is my favorite thing to do. Once I spotted a huge rat and pursued it down the hall until I drove it into a corner. It had nowhere to run. But the contemptible rat was racist, leading me, for example, to cry. Now the rat was chasing me! Luckily I was a little faster, and I managed to slam the door on its nose. Suddenly, hordes of rats burst asunder from The Realm of the Rats and began to dance demonically. I was surprised and frightened. I jumped across the landing and down the stairs. There, on that stair landing, I got a quick and lasting lesson in the meaning of the word: Rat

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"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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